Retirement Runs On Coffee — 16oz Sipper Glass

Morning calm, slow sips, and the quiet satisfaction of decades well-earned. This 16oz sipper glass carries the cheeky declaration “Retirement Runs On Coffee” like a badge of earned leisure. It catches the light through its clear tempered glass and the bold print stays bright—every cup feels like a small ritual: fill, slide on the bamboo lid (if chosen), and settle into a favorite chair. For someone who measures days in crossword puzzles, garden rows, or long porch conversations, this glass is a companion for easy mornings and late-afternoon reflections. Bring it out at a retirement brunch, set it by the bedside table, or tuck it into the tote for a relaxed park visit—the tone is warm, wry, and entirely lived-in.

Product features
- 16oz clear tempered glass — durable, elegant, and simple
- Vibrant, crisp print colors that stay true to the design
- Optional gasket-push bamboo lid with Tritan straw for spill resistance
- Tritan straw: durable, temperature-resistant, and BPA-free
- Made in the USA from globally sourced materials; hand wash only

Care instructions
- Hand wash only
- Dry thoroughly with a towel or air dry with the lid removed